hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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