i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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