FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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