So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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