was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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