How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We left the knife in your bed.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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