Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
His nipple licking is glorious
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