shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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