he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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