I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
tell me about the eggs
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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