is your mom at the bar?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
