I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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