I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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