I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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