Having a random hookup so left but love u
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Randomize
