school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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