Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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