oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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