If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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