Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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