even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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