k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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