where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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