his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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