i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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