Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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