My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have post one night stand depression
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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