And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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