You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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