You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Two words: nipple clamps
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