he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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