yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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