I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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