I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Everything about him screamed your future.
either way he was missing a nipple.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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