I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
