Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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