You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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