I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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