I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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