she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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