Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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