I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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