hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Rumble strips road head = magical
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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