Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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