Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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