super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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