tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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