i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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