yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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