i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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